Preached on July 7, 2013 at First Congregational Church of Tallmadge, Ohio, UCC.
Scripture: 2 Kings
5:1-14
Naaman, commander of the
army of the king of Aram, was a great man and in high favor with his master,
because by him the Lord had given victory to Aram. The man,
though a mighty warrior, suffered from leprosy. Now the Arameans on one of their raids had
taken a young girl captive from the land of Israel, and she served Naaman’s
wife. She said to her mistress, “If only my lord
were with the prophet who is in Samaria! He would cure him of his leprosy.” So Naaman went in and told his lord just
what the girl from the land of Israel had said. And the king of Aram said, “Go then, and I
will send along a letter to the king of Israel.” He went, taking with him ten
talents of silver, six thousand shekels of gold, and ten sets of garments. He brought the letter to the king of
Israel, which read, “When this letter reaches you, know that I have sent to you
my servant Naaman, that you may cure him of his leprosy.” When the king of Israel read the letter, he
tore his clothes and said, “Am I God, to give death or life, that this man
sends word to me to cure a man of his leprosy? Just look and see how he is
trying to pick a quarrel with me.” But
when Elisha the man of God heard that the king of Israel had torn his clothes,
he sent a message to the king, “Why have you torn your clothes? Let him come to
me, that he may learn that there is a prophet in Israel.”
So Naaman came with his horses and chariots, and
halted at the entrance of Elisha’s house. Elisha
sent a messenger to him, saying, “Go, wash in the Jordan seven times, and your
flesh shall be restored and you shall be clean.” But Naaman became angry and went away,
saying, “I thought that for me he would surely come out, and stand and call on
the name of the Lord his
God, and would wave his hand over the spot, and cure the leprosy! Are not Abana and Pharpar, the rivers of
Damascus, better than all the waters of Israel? Could I not wash in them, and
be clean?” He turned and went away in a rage. But
his servants approached and said to him, “Father, if the prophet had commanded
you to do something difficult, would you not have done it? How much more, when
all he said to you was, ‘Wash, and be clean’?”So
he went down and immersed himself seven times in the Jordan, according to the
word of the man of God; his flesh was restored like the flesh of a young boy,
and he was clean.
Sermon
In
2006, Smith Magazine invited people to a creative challenge with the question:
“can you tell your life story in six words?”
Since then, they have collected thousands of these six-word memoirs,
which tend to be little clues about a person’s life.
“Made
a mess. Cleaned it up.” Reads one.
From
a Journalist: “I asked. They answered. I wrote.”
From
a veteran: “Two tours, no injuries, thank God.”
One
of my favorites, from a 13 year old: “Who says weird isn't a compliment?"
One
of the best entries, which became the title of a whole book of memoirs, is this
one: Not Quite What I Was Planning. Could that be the story of your life? My guess is that it applies to a lot of
us. Not Quite What I Was Planning.
When
we think back on the lives of our ancestors, we know that life was never what
they planned, never what they expected. Our
lives are not what we planned, and not as expected, especially when God is at
work. If the Bible had a subtitle, I think it should be just that: The Bible: Not
Quite What I Was Expecting.
Take
today’s story from 2 Kings about Elisha the prophet healing the foreign army
general called Naaman. We heard the way the healing went, but let’s step back and
imagine how Naaman expected it to go. Naaman is the celebrated general of the
army of Aram. He’s a war hero, a respected man in his community, with a nice
home and diversified investments. Everything is going well, except that he has
this terrible skin disease: leprosy.